I can't fit a fork, spoon or toothbrush in my mouth!!!

My world (Lee) has involved lock jaw for just about 8 days. EIGHT DAYS!!! I have had massage, chiro and taking muscle relaxants. I am seriously starting to freak out. Anyone know any tricks???
I'll serious try anything about now!!

My encounter with Yukon

So I went horseback riding for the first time in many many years. I have this frightening fear of horses. I have no idea why. its weird being the animal lover I am but horses FREAK me out. So on my staff retreat this year we booked a 2hour trail ride. My horses name was Yukon. What a great horse. i swear he could tell I was terrified. he had the most beautiful eyes and was definitely the smartest horse out of the bunch.
Anyway I did it. Didnt love it at all but didnt hate it either. So maybe I'll push myself and continue riding and get over this fear!!

Our family is growing

So 3 weeks ago our family grew a little bigger. we adopted Cherry. Our 15 weeks old Beagle. She's super cute but a REAL BIG handful. She has cherry eye as you can see in the pictures. It looks painful but they say it isn't. Who is they you ask.... no fricken idea. people who read dogs minds and therefore know what hurts them and what doesn't cause you know... they don't speak our language or us theirs...
but anyway there is a surgery to fix it but we'll do that at the same time we get her spayed.
But anyway.... and then there were 4!!!